✨ inbox meme ✨

[raiz]

THE INBOX MEME

post top-level with your character, other characters reply with text, voice, video, whatever. threads can lead to action but lbr we're being lazy in this house ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Comments

[itgirls]

I am so hungover, are you out rn babes? I need something greasy ♥

[deadnerve]

what does your little heart desire
as long it starts with a Mc and ends in a ald's, it is in your palm asap

[itgirls]

Oooo perfect. Large fries & nuggets please, lots of ketchup. I don't understand how they can be so stingy with their sauces.

[deadnerve]

wanna have a fry party with me? (it's us, fries, big pile, etc)

i remember the days the sweet & sour dips were free

[itgirls]

Haha I'll decide when you get here.


...You pay attention to prices of dips?

[deadnerve]

it's the principle of it!!

dips, lube, condoms and tampons should all be free in life

[itgirls]

Is it though?

[sounds like someone was pœr]

Deciding to be smart today? I'll agree with that.

[deadnerve]

[we don't talk about the poor times!!!!]

im waiting for them to make a mcflurry btw
we're gonna be a while

[itgirls]

Why is the machine broken for the 1000th time?

[deadnerve]

so it would seem
they haven't admitted it yet

[itgirls]

If you already have the food just go to the DQ down the street. Like why are you even waiting?

[deadnerve]

do you even know the difference between a blizzard and a mcflurry
the BLASPHEMY

[itgirls]

Ugh don't be annoying.

[deadnerve]

i'll eat your fucking nuggets

tell me something gossip, i'll be there in like ten

[itgirls]

Do that and there won't ever be any gossip again.

Neva's coming back. He told me he "lost all his friends in Arizona". Can you believe that? I don't. Soooo stupid. Anyway I'll tell you the rest when you get here.

[deadnerve]

we gotta dig out the earplugs

i'm on my way. keep entertaining me. you get laid lately? i haven't

[itgirls]

As if he'd try his weird singsong shit around me. Idk about you though.

You're being annoying again. I literally don't care if you're sleeping with anyone.

[deadnerve]

so no lays for you either
no wonder you're spicy rn

[itgirls]

[IGNORE]

Sending my driver would be faster than how long it's taking you to get here.

[deadnerve]

[He takes one chicken nugget out of the bag, licks it, then puts it back.]

i'm coming in the door

[itgirls]

Oh are you?
K.

[deadnerve]

[thud thud thud little boot-steps closer, don't mind him knocking in the door without knocking. He feels deserving to see a little tit or panty for all his effort. One big bag of food in his arm, a McFlurry in the other hand... he stands in the doorway.]

So, we eating in bed or what.

[itgirls]

[before he even gets one foot in her bedroom:]

Take off your shoes.

[but she's lounging, sprawled across the bed on her stomach in a pale blue silk robe that barely covers her ass. a matching sleep mask is pushed up to her forehead, blonde waves somehow still looking perfect around it in that bedhead, rockstar kind of way. her eyeliner is smudged but pretty, like she invented the day after makeup look.]

Yes we're eating in bed. [grabby hands] Get over here.

[deadnerve]

Ay, ay, ay.

[He makes a show of kicking his boots off by the door - padding across the room in mismatched socks, nowhere as neat and pretty as she is; he plops the bag down in front of her, and balances his McFlurry on a nearby surface so he can shrug off his hoodie; if he's climbing into her bed he's being damn comfy in the process.]

Your Grace, your food.