open post / test drive!

[cupnoodles]

FAMILY DINNER

CW: NONE, WARN IN SUBJECT

When Raíz visits, everyone is expected to show up for family dinner a few days later. That's how long you have to show up at the HQ mansion, no matter where you are in the world, no matter how busy or disinclined you are to make an appearance. If you're not there by the time is begins, Raíz will simply show up wherever you are, pick you up and materialize the both of you back at the mansion, tacking on a year or two to your contract.. Everyone is also expected to behave; starting trouble during dinner just gets you mind controlled into behaving to a Stepford Wife degree of compliance.

Since Raíz won't be played ICly, feel free to play this prompt before or after dinner itself takes place. Maybe your character is coming 'home' after a long time away, maybe they're getting ready to leave after it's done, maybe they've decided to stay a few more days or they're just going back to their routine if they already live in the mansion. Play it out as the before or after of any massive family reunion where you're happy to be there or can't wait to get the hell out.

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OUT ON A MISSION

CW: NONE, WARN IN SUBJECT

From 007 to SCP, Blood Pact missions can vary between retrieving information, retrieving some ancient artifact, fighting full out monsters or even saving the world from some apocalyptic event. Let your imagination dictate the type of mission your characters are on and why they've been paired up. It can be a thread where they're getting briefed, or en route, or staying at some motel, or entering the lair of a beast that can behead them with a single bite if they're not careful. From the banal to the paranormal, Raíz's agents are ready for (almost) anything mom tells them to do. Well - mom lets Great Dane know what she wants them to do, and he's in charge of passing on the message.

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HALLOWEEN PARTY

CW: NONE, WARN IN SUBJECT

Cellar Spider, much to Great Dane's annoyance, has decided to throw a Halloween party at the mansion! Everyone in the Blood Pact is free to join, and hey - if they really want to, they can even bring a plus one. (Why would you do that, though.) Blue organized the meticulously arranged sweets, Red carved a lot of pumpkins (like a lot), Monarch assembled the playlist, Velvet brought the moonshine, Moon made sure everything looked fucking amazing, and Salamander spiked the punch. Costumes are in fact mandatory! Raíz will not be appearing because she's busy being an eldritch abomination in some other dimension.

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VOICE / TEXT / VIDEO

CW: NONE, WARN IN SUBJECT

Post something to the massive group chat, or just DM each other gossip. Or Else.

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PLEASE READ

A NOTE ON CONTENT TO AVOID

Hi there! Nubl here. For my own comfort, please avoid engaging in the following subjects ICly and in introspection: different generation incest (parent-child, uncle/aunt-niece/nephew, grandparent-grandchild, etc.); pregnancy or breeding as a kink or as a horror trope, needles/piercings, watersports, and non-con/rape. You're totally free to play them out elsewhere, I'm just asking to keep it off-comm please! Though this isn't meant to be a smut-heavy post, threads may certainly end up there - just make sure to warn in the subject that it's NSFW! Thank you so much everyone, have fun!!

「RR」

Comments

@userdev | OPEN TEXT @ALL

[deadnerve]

so what is ur costume gonna be
i'm thinking sexy cookie monster
sexy minion
or sexy nurse

u are free to weigh in

@mommylonglegs

[longlegs]

sexy minion is going to give me literal nightmares so i guess that fits with halloween

@silver

[fortunated]

cookie monster isn't real.

@pandagirl

[haec]

is it time for me to finally dress up as a sexy red panda?

maybe :3

@tyrannis

[overts]

sexy nurse duh

the classics never fail

[confectioned]

blue fur bikini for sexy cookie monster is gonna make such a mess

@chum

[macrosmatic]

i'm going as a hot bitch who's going to stay in her room and read a good book and expects nobody to bother her

[barkbite]

It's embarrassing to dress up at your age. Halloween is for children.

@pit

[fenhound]

What's a sexy minion

[changement]

britney spears
which version is tba

@VROOM

[himbo]

[ u hear the distant sound of max volume iPhone camera shutter sfx play like 80 times. then, there's a flood of selfies of Paint in shitty red devil horns, a cape, big fangs, ugly shirt. devil? vampire? wait, that's not a shirt, he's wrapped his body in tp. mummy? ]

got fake fangs in n keep bitin me tung
sexy til u start bleedin
then sjust like SHOULD IVE BEEN A DOCTOR OR A SERIAL KILLER OR whatev
(irl not costume)

n my cape keeps fuckin rippin on shit slike
fuck me for buyin shein

@fancy

[p2w]

i can't really afford a costume right now

not feeling festive anyway

@tyrannis | ota

[overts]

if any of y'all motherfuckers put a single xmas decoration anywhere in this damn house before december, i'm breaking it.

you've been warned.

@mommylonglegs

[longlegs]

omg you wouldn't dare

@babyblue | @all

[confectioned]

speak now (you have 28 minutes) on your favorite spooky cupcake flavors or you'll get what you get 🩵

@baz

[upbitch]

Blueberry

@Ms.Shepherd | GROUPCHAT TO ALL

[barkbite]

Note to all agents born after 1990

Dress Codes are NOT optional. Kindly consult with Ms Shepherd if you are confused as to what Formal Dinner Attire means.

@tyrannis

[overts]

come onnnn shep, let the kids slut it up. that's the entire point of halloween.

@baz, everyone

[upbitch]

Can somebody confirm Raíz is visiting
I just got to Chile

@greatdane

[proportional]

Who sent you to Chile?

@777 | everyone

[vicissitous]

ok stop me if uve heard this one before
what do u call a spider w/ 20 eyes?

[confectioned]

gross

@velvett . ota

[dollhead]

wait
if she ain't even gonna be here, why do i gotta dress up like a damn frilly maid?

you're telling me everyone else got to pick their outfits?

[longlegs]

weeeell

to be fair your legs look great in that dress

@VROOM

[himbo]

dyou reckon ghosts can still hav a wank
is that why they always moanin u think
or is it like fuckin goin tgrip shit n then ya hands just falls through

[ ten minutes later, a follow up - ]

been thinkin about it too long now n im a bit sad for em actually
sbit lonely bein a gost hey? proper fuckin downer
sorry to any ghosts readin over me shoulder
sexualizin u n shit

[lunactias]

first off, do you believe in ghosts?
because why is it always human ghosts.
where are the ghost dogs. ghost chickens. ghost cows?

@orangecrush

[epicyon]

If you took the bouquet of orange mums from my room, just put it back. Or get me a fresh one. I won't be mad.

[ cr meme for ease of ref! ]

@mander

[thip]

why are they called mums

@pandagirl

[haec]

hi hi~!

i'm making a playlist to put at the party~
comment with your picks, both to vibe at, sing along and to dance~

monster mash is already added by default~

Fancy Rat | OTA

[p2w]

Arrival

[ Not only has Raíz left a new stray in the mansion, her head literally exploded after getting there. A quick fix later (and some unresolved trauma to go through later) and one Fancy Rat (she hates it, thanks) walks through the main door, looking...like a wet rat, ironically enough. Scared. Shrinking, and also with some blood leftovers that Raíz didn't bother to clean when she grew her head back in (not thinking about that right now).

Fancy takes a few steps in, her sneakers squeaking against the eerie silence of the mansion. There's supposed to be people here, right? People "like her" whatever that means. All she knows is that she doesn't belong anywhere else now, and the place looks amazing, given that she's only seen this level of opulence in hotel lobbies she was never going to stay at anyway.

Still, she doesn't make it past the foyer, frozen in fear. Her benefactor (for lack of a better word) didn't even enter the house, vanishing in thin air. Maybe she should leave. Maybe she should take that big ass, gold trimmed vase in the big table and make a run for it. Maybe...

Well, she's standing there, staring at the vase, chewing on her lower lip. Like a normal person. Totally normal.

She wants to scream. ]

At the Halloween party

[ Sitting by a corner, sipping her punch, wearing the mouse ears some smiling lady dressed in red gave her, but otherwise wearing her usual jeans and black tee. There's a lot of people now, all different, all extremely attractive. Any confidence of her belonging vanishes, she can't compete with these people! And they all can do things...amazing things, terrifying things. And that means that so can she, and that only scares her the most. She could go sleep under a bridge and not have to fear suddenly causing a disaster. But then again, the food is good and the beds are soft. Doesn't take much to win her over.

Maybe she should try socializing?

Nah, she feels like she would show her entire ass immediately and make everyone hate her. Better be ignored than despised. ]

Texting

@ fancy

so um

what do you all do in your every daily lives? i'm just sitting here, i need a hobby

please don't say kill people

Halloween

[thisisgonnahurt]

[Is he dressed as The Dude or is he just refusing to get out of his bathrobe? The world may never know.

Mouse ambles over, sipping his punch.]

Hey, fresh meat. How's it hanging?

@COOKS | ota

[analgesics]

i'm doing a booze run who wants something? :)

[longlegs]

how did you know we're throwing another party?

@shh, open

[potshot]

hey was just thinking about names and how we have essentially three each (overkill?) but we're really only allowed to use two bc of you know who
it would be helpful if you could all say what you're ok n cool with being called by in terms of nicknames or whatever half of your animal name so we can all better refer to each other and stuff
i can go first. i'm pekapeka tou-roa - a mouthful honestly and hard to say fast - so i'm gonna go on record and say peka is fine (kinda funny though bc one peka by itself means baker and i cannot do that!)
pptr works too, and roa, not my favourite but i can see why you'd go for it (also means something totally different on its own jsyk)
not keen on bat, batty, anything along those lines. it's just not very nice. just letting you all know
ok thanks

@satana

[hathos]

satanic leaf tailed gecko
gecko is fine, unless we get another something something gecko, then we'll fight to the death for the name

pekapeka is kinda cute
pk? can i call you pk?