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nubl ([personal profile] cupnoodles) wrote in [community profile] animais2024-12-11 02:33 am

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- post a top level with your name!
- respond to that top level with info about your character, preferably one comment per character
- and one more comment to talk about cr plans eyy

BLOOD PACT
raíz is an unauthorized passenger that just wants to play.
she employs humans to be her toys, if her toys were
nerf guns that fend off the end of the world
in between fetch quests.


ALLEY CAT CLAWS/CONTROL
AMUR LEOPARD SUPERSPEED
ATLAS MOTH PSYCHIC
BLACK MAMBA TENTACLES
BLUE DAMSEL BREATHING
CANE CORSO TELEPORTATION
CELLAR SPIDER SHADOWS
CROOKED STOAT HYPERSENSE
DEVON REX REGENERATION
DOBERMANN PINSCHER INVISIBILITY
DUSKY SALAMANDER INTANGIBILITY
FANCY RAT MIMICRY
GERMAN SHEPHERD TRACKING
GOLDEN JACKAL SHIFTING
GREAT DANE STRENGTH
IVY
BEE
WISHES
JEWEL BEETLE TECHNOLOGY
LITTLE RAVEN FORESIGHT
LUNA MOTH PSYCHIC
MONARCH BUTTERFLY PERCEPTION
MOON JELLY SPATIAL
NEON TETRA BUFFS/NERFS
NIGHT MONKEY TELEPORTATION
ORCHID MANTIS MONSTER
PAINTED DOG MONSTER
POLAR BEAR CRYOKINESIS
QUEEN SNAKE REPLICATION
RAÍZ

THE
BOSS
RED PANDA AWARENESS
RIVERSIDE TYRANT ATTRACTION
SABER TOOTH NECROSIS
SILVER FOX FORTUNE
SPINY MOUSE TRANSFERENCE
SPOTTED HYENA EUPHORIA
THRESHER SHARK TRACKING
VELVET WASP PUPPETRY
WOLF SPIDER SPACE/TIME
YELLOW VIPER PERSUASION
YORK CHOCOLATE DREAMWALKING
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CELLAR SPIDER

[personal profile] longlegs 2024-12-11 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
name: cellar spider
age: 25
when did they start the pact: 2021
nationality/languages: american. english, french, spanish
height: 5'11"/1.80 in european
do they live in the mansion: yes
powers: turning shadows into tangible matter, manipulating them into any shape and size, virtually impenetrable so they make a good shield (and weapon) as well

brief history:
• grew up pretty happy if isolated as a lil queer kid, started transitioning in high school
• was chronically online where she made the majority of her friends, finally got to hang out with them when she moved away for college
• started taking social science (what she really wanted as computer science so she could eventually be a game dev) but dropped out the moment she was approached by raíz
• was mentored by great dane
• still relatively new but has some experience

personality traits:
• party girl who wants to make sure everyone else is having fun
• poly mess who cannot keep it in her pants
• crushes and falls in love way too easily!! gets her heart broken even more easily!!!!
• really wants to think she's a good person :(

what you can expect from this character:
• her getting into trouble and needing you to bail her out
• partying
• crushing on you
• using her shadows any chance she gets
• she will be a good friend sometimes
• she will be a mess even more often

current cr:
• great was her mentor, he's still very protective of her
• is in lesbians with ash, except they're yuri rivals who get on each other's nerves all the time (and then they make out)
• saber is in lesbians with her and cellar is playing with fire here because she likes the attention augh
• wants to kiss golden jackal
• wolf spider is like her big bro kya
• i'm sure i forgor stuff so i'll come back here eventually
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NIGHT MONKEY

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name: Night Monkey
age: no
when did they start the pact: ~1960s* she seemingly has been around for forever
nationality/languages: spanish american / spanish (castilian) / english
height: 5'6"
do they live in the mansion: no, but her power allows her to drop by often and she chooses a random bed to sleep in (she's a cuddler)
powers: teleportation (including to alternate dimensions, specifically a hell dimension a la nightcrawler)
brief history:
personality traits:
• the hell dimension made her a little crazy
• will lie about everything/make stuff up for literally no reason
• not necessarily a horrible person but she is mommy's goodest girl
• she loves all of mommy's misfit children :)
• very private - or is she?

what you can expect from this character:
• she's gonna steal all your stuff
• a step on your balls and make you beg kind of gal
• excellent worker, you know if you partner with her it'll be a win
• busting open the front door for attention / popping up randomly (and lightly smelling of brimstone and smoke)
• adventures you didn't agree to in places you don't recognize
• guys she can't see color
• more nighttime activities than daytime activities
• she probably has 1 or 10 nicknames for you

current cr:
• great's mentor— that's her baby boy 😇
• it's a mess with alley cat (kitty kitty)
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SABER TOOTH

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name: saber tooth
age: looks mid twenties
when did they start the pact: 1950s
nationality/languages: american / english, russian
height: 5'11
do they live in the mansion: 50% of the time, other 50% is in an expensive as hell penthouse
powers:
• necrotizing flesh by touch, transferring stolen life to himself (and sometimes others).
• depending the health status of someone, he'll either be immune to illness for x amount of time, boosted strength/stamina, or get sick immediately. consequences of this power means he might rot from the inside out if he makes an oopsie
brief history:
• bad Bad history growing up: high IQ, low impulse control
• former sleeper agent in russia
• collects teeth
• coined the nickname zombie boy after one particularly nasty mission
• profit
here are more details
personality traits:
• unreliable narrator (delusional)
• manipulative
• protective
• wildly unpredictable behavior
• desperate for approval from raíz, needs to be told he's a good boy by the influential women in his life. (can u say mommy issues)
• homicidal
• great taste in music tho
what you can expect from this character:
• instinct first thoughts later
• flirts with new shiny recruits
• doesn't like anybody until he does then it's a problem
• resident guilty pleasure
• the "last resort" (or first, if that's your thing)
• frontline man, he'll take care of everything you can't. can't live with him, can't live without him.
• has to be put away ~once a year bc he has an existential crisis about the universe
• eating constantly, insatiable appetite. has stabbed someone for eating his food
• rotting flesh is stinky hope u can stomach his company on a mission
current cr: will/hannibal dynamic w/ cellar (he thinks she's in love with him), mentor to ash, heart eyes at raíz, yin to great's yang, blue monarch's mentor, frenemies w spiny mouse, old man energy BARELY with spit (i make things up in my head and theyre fun 4 me but pls correct my ass if u want)
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VELVET WASP

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name: Velvet Wasp (Can shorten to Vel or Velve. His nostrils will flare if you call him Velveeta)
age: late 20s
when did they start the pact: 1930
nationality/languages: American; English and a bit of French
height: 5'8"
do they live in the mansion: most of the time, but disappears for long periods of time.
powers: motor-skill manipulation/manipulative puppetry

brief history:
  • grew up on a gator farm and pack bonded with anything because he was a lonely child.
  • had a lil too much fun during the prohibition era. got himself into some big trouble with wrong folx.
  • whatever deal he made with raiz to get him out of hot water is probably useless to him now that most people he knew from his normal life are gone.
  • got stuck in france for a time during WW2 while on contract. mommy had to come pick him up to get him out of trouble. took him home w/ a bit of PTSD.
  • did a big fuckup for raiz a few years later where he cracked under pressure. got his contract extended and put him on probation.
  • has spent nearly the last 60 years mostly doing fetch quests and easy work. however, for the past couple decades has been added more and more to group outings. he's good as long as he has supervision, tbh.

    personality traits:
  • he's baby and chill until he isn't.
  • a chronic lovebomber without even meaning to. he's just a ken, ok.
  • tiredly polite and sweet, but gets worked up very easily.
  • a quiet one that has a handful of subjects he will passionately rant about.
  • incredibly superstitious.
  • accidental danger magnet.
  • dog energy. very loyal, still a bit gullible despite being over 100 years old technically at this point.

    what you can expect from this character:
  • at the mansion, he's like the weird uncle that cooks amazing meals and runs an illegal distillery out of the basement. (his moonshine is not for the weak)
  • often gets in trouble bringing feral animals into the mansion. he has a way with them. he gives them all human names too.
  • is definitely no one's mentor but is often the one who's stuck giving the house tour
  • he mumbles a lot. his accent is thicc. and his favorite modern invention is the emoji
  • accidentally leading people on and getting himself trapped in intense relationships with insane ppl.
  • the personality hire of missions. he's there for one thing and its usually one small thing and the rest of the time he's just vibing.
  • always ends up in situations where weird shit just keeps happening to him because he doesn't know how to say no.

    current cr: ???
  • mom's favorite son
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    nubl

    [personal profile] longlegs 2025-05-18 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
    night monkey was great dane's mentor
    great dane was cellar spider's mentor
    great dane was neon tetra's mentor
    moon jelly is atlas moth and luna moth's mentor (i think)
    saber tooth was neva masquerade's mentor
    zygène du tl;dr was mentored by socorro dove

    looking:
    a mentee for boa constrictor
    for someone to have been ivy bee's mentor
    a mentor for queen snake

    my cr meme comment is here!

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    SPINY MOUSE

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    name: spiny mouse
    age: 36
    when did they start the pact: mid 1980s
    nationality/languages: american/english
    height: 5'5"
    do they live in the mansion: he was away for a few years "finding himself" but he's moved back in recently
    powers: sensation/injury transference. punch him in the face and he can transfer the hit to someone else. (luckily this talent includes rapid healing since it can require self injury.) also works with more pleasant sensations.
    brief history:
    - yuppie investment banker in the 80s climbing the fabled corporate ladder
    - made the worst possible investment decisions and then tried to cover it all up, creating a much bigger problem that would have gotten him fired and probably tossed in prison
    - was debating taking a header out of a skyscraper when he was approached
    personality traits:
    - bedrotting champion
    - thinks he's way smarter than he is
    - according to him, he was "very successful" in the 80s and he only gave it up for this sweet gig because the yuppie life was "shallow, man."
    - searching for a "greater meaning" which mostly means he's deeply unsatisfied with his life but refuses to take responsibility for it
    - weird bitter guy who had to move in with his grandma vibes
    what you can expect from this character:
    - existential crises
    - sarcasm
    - a lack of pants
    - will eat your leftovers and claim they weren't clearly labelled
    - blares 'higher love' by steve winwood when he's in a good mood
    current cr: tbd but dear god imagine getting stuck with this sad damp asshole for a mentor
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    MONARCH BUTTERFLY

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    name: monarch butterfly
    age: 28
    when did they start the pact: 2015
    nationality/languages: english, spanish
    height: 5'7
    do they live in the mansion: yes (begrudgingly)
    powers: altered perception/limited shapeshifting; both leave her ill after sustaining an illusion or change to her appearance for extended periods of time
    brief history: (cw: suicide ideation/attempt and depression)
    - grew up relatively happy but unsatisfied
    - had tried pursuing a career as a dancer that got cut short with an injury due to a car accident and spent years wondering what might have been if she hadn't gotten hurt (enter raiz)
    - wanted out as she started realizing the effects her abilities had on her body which left her increasingly frustrated and depressed
    - tried to end her contract early only to have years added on, pretty pissed off about her situation
    - doesn't practice her abilities often because of the effects on her body. isn't sure if this would help her situation but is only interested in doing the bare minimum until her contract ends anyway
    - mentors tbd?
    personality traits:
    - nihilistic and sardonic but pretty soft and caring once you get close enough
    - very lonely
    what you can expect from this character: sarcasm and cynicism
    current cr: ????
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    BLUE DAMSEL

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    name: blue damsel (née camille love)
    age: 27-ish
    when did they start the pact: 2023
    nationality/languages: american, born in texas but moved to nyc for boarding school. a little french/spanish/italian but never took her studies seriously so it's tourist-level at best.
    height: 5'6"
    do they live in the mansion: most of the time
    powers: breath control, asphyxiates people from afar either by draining the breath from their lungs or filling their lungs with water! can also breathe underwater. hasn't gotten a full handle on her powers and sometimes has panic attacks/fucks up her own breathing while asphyxiating others.

    brief history: (cw: suicide attempt) went to boarding middle+high school in manhattan, got into juilliard for dance and was a soloist for the new york city ballet. tried to drown herself on a high school trip pre-raíz, tried to drown herself again barely a year into her pact. she'll talk about it, but she won't unpack it. there's a difference.
    personality traits:
    • perfectionist neat freak but also does not want to put actual effort into anything. good combo as you can imagine
    • daddy's girl crybaby princess
    • a little surface-level southern sweetness but a lot of new york impatience/dgafs
    • loves nice/expensive/luxurious things. knows when her stuff has been touched/moved and WILL freak out.
    • good at baking/loves sweets. get out of her kitchen u r in the way.
    • questionable moral compass. not that bothered about killing people unless it's messy/she does a bad job.
    • possible death wish. cycles of reckless behavior she will absolutely not talk about.
    • thinks she's better than everyone else but also thinks she's worse than everyone else and that's on doing competitive ballet since she was like 5

    what you can expect from this character:
    • teary-eyed bribery
    • baked goods if she likes you (or needs to bribe you)
    • party girl hours but keep it classy unless she's crashing out. then we can do trashy
    • sometimes clingy sometimes do NOT touch
    • if she cares about you she probably won't be normal about it but good luck getting her to admit it

    current cr:
    • daddy: black mamba
    • brothers: fox & saxon
    • mentor: saber (uh-oh)
    • mean girlies with moon

    cws: past suicide attempts/ideation, unsafe breathplay/asphyxiation (esp training with saber), incest (same-gen with her bros, anything diff-gen will be off-comm!)
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    RED PANDA

    [personal profile] haec 2025-10-27 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
    name: Red Panda! (without the exclamation sign)
    age: Forever 29~
    when did they start the pact: 2010
    nationality/languages: American/Japanese, but claims to be "a bit French" too.
    height: 5'7''
    do they live in the mansion: keeps a room tidy, but wanders!

    powers: walking cognitohazard. knowing about Red, or being aware of her existence is like a virus that infects sentient life (her little Panda Spores~). The more direct the awareness (meeting her, seeing a record of her, someone telling you about her, overhearing someone tell someone else about her, etc) the more infected one becomes. The longer they "forget" about her, the less infected they become. Those infected become psychically connected to her, although they're not aware of it. She can locate them, as well as feeling the world through them, or giving them visual/auditive hallucinations, going through their thoughts/memories/skills (tiring) and even taking direct control (very tiring). She can also "override" someone sufficiently infected, creating a perfect copy of herself (really, really tiring! also her "original" body dies, so she only does this when she gets too hurt). But if she dies too quickly, she just dies. Sorry Raiz!

    Interacting with her mind is kind of a terrible idea. Her mind is like a storm, or black hole, depending who you ask.

    brief history:

    - Raised on an incredibly abusive household
    - Ran away at 19
    - Lived for a few years on the streets, doing whatever necessary to survive
    - Some of those things included gutting people that took advantage of her
    - Met Raiz! And realized she had been given a Super Special Mission to Spread the Good Word and Message, aka infecting as many people as possible with her Panda Spores and pretty much killing anyone she deems unworthy.
    - Then Blue and Black and Yellow happened.
    - :)

    personality traits:

    - Cheery, to the point of being creepy at times.
    - Unflappable, made of rubber, quick witted and playful.
    - Loves puns, riddles and wordplay.
    - Will hang you from your entrails with a big smile.
    - When she breaks, she shatters; screaming, self-harm, disassociation. Usually isolates herself beforehand.
    - Really low sense of self-preservation and overall self-worth.
    - Aro/ace but will never ever admit it, has mastered the art of pretending she enjoys sex, but sometimes she will just. Lie there. She doesn't have the usual negative reaction to it. It's just... a void.
    - 99% chance of agreeing to sex without resistance, or to offer it as a reward/apology.

    what you can expect from this character:

    - Riddles!
    - Treats!
    - Smiles!
    - A random passerby talking to you in her voice! This is cute, not creepy.
    - Surprisingly good life advice.
    - The most casual, uninterested sex you've ever had. Is she even enjoying it?
    - Someone basically interested in whatever you want to do, no matter how bad she's at it.

    current cr: wip with Blue, Black and Yellow. But gimme gimme, she's been around the block for a while and will get in everyone's businesses.
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    name: German Shepherd
    age: 39
    when did they start the pact: 1962
    nationality/languages: American
    height: 5ft7
    do they live in the mansion: Yes.
    powers: Tracking, Biting, Typing 80+ WPM
    brief history: - was an office baddie and quit work when she got married
    - husband was an asshole and cheated on her all time time
    - made a pact with raiz to get rid of him because it was easier than getting a divorce and she was BORED of being a housewife
    - has been around for 60 years, very unbothered about everything that happens
    personality traits:
    - mean vodka aunt
    - your grandma that says awful things because she thinks it helps
    - will not take off her high heels unless made to
    - smokes more cigarettes than any other human alive
    - absolutely keep a ledger of all of your failings as agents
    what you can expect from this character:
    - a verbal dressing down for wearing converse to dinner or sweatpants anywhere other than the gym
    current cr:
    - friends with Great Dane
    - Was mentored by ???
    - Open to mentoring baby agents - but she is mean, so, no warm fuzzies here and no crying allowed in the break room. Currently mentors Red Panda.
    - Has a grave and terrible desire to fuck Spiny Mouse. Hates herself for it.
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    THRESHER SHARK

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    name: thresher shark
    age: 27
    when did they start the pact: 1978
    nationality/languages: american/english & spanish
    height: 5'2"
    do they live in the mansion: some of the time
    powers: tracking items & people (at minimum she needs to be able to visualize what/who she's tracking in her mind's eye, but it's way easier if she's touched the item before or if she has access to something that smells like the person)
    brief history:
    • grew up in New Mexico - oldest of several siblings, very parentified except that was just being an Oldest Daughter iykyk, went straight from high school into low-paying work despite wanting a college degree
    • married her high school boyfriend before he left to fight in the tail end of the U.S.'s involvement in Vietnam in the early 70s, which left him with ptsd, a permanent limp, and a penchant for cheating on and abusing his wife
    • the next four years: kiiind of a nightmare, culminating in a major domestic after catching her husband with another women that ended with thresher shooting him in self-defense... and then shooting the girlfriend because she wanted to make it look like a murder-suicide. obviously she got caught pretty much instantly
    • approached by Raíz in prison serving life for murder... blood pact sounded a-okay to her tbh
    personality traits:
    • abrasive
    • I 👏 DO NOT 👏 HAVE TIME FOR THIS 👏 I 👏 DO NOT 👏 HAVE TIME FOR YOU
    • minds her own business
    • selfish
    • protective
    • ambitious
    what you can expect from this character:
    • judgment
    • a good secret keeper (not because she cares about you, because she just doesn't give a shit about spreading gossip)
    • if you're in the pact, you're family, so she'll have your back even if she spends the whole time telling you how annoying you are. she also has a secret soft spot for newer members because they're little siblings
    • if you want a no-strings-attached hookup she's your girl
    current cr: 👀
    Edited 2025-10-28 15:38 (UTC)
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    DUSKY SALAMANDER

    [personal profile] thip 2025-10-28 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
    name: Dusky Salamander (orig name Sunny Kemp, can't remember it)
    age: forgot. who cares
    gender: forgot. who cares (afab genderqueer, they/it)
    when did they start the pact: forgot. who cares (1970s)
    nationality/languages: australian. speaks english and auslan (australian sign language)
    height: 1.4m / 4'5''
    do they live in the mansion: yeahhhh sometimes. they have a room (lair)
    powers: intangibility: can pass their body through anything they like. it does take concentration and if they lose that while phasing they can get painfully stuck. also: weirdly slippery and hard to physically grab hold of
    brief history: hippy protestor type in the early 1970s who did not enjoy doing as they were told or being anything their family expected of it. constantly fucking off from work and study to go and enjoy the scene/yell on the streets/whatever. eventually lost home (kicked out), couch-surfed for years, racked up a lot of bad social debt w their circle; drowned in a river in a freak accident. resurrected by raiz. all they wanna do is stay alive and enjoy it
    personality traits: here for a good time not a long time; whatever, that's, like, your opinion man; hedonistic and lazy; good at delegating; good at whinging and manipulating other people to do things for them; finds it hard to stay in one place for too long; that's why their hair is so big it's full of secrets
    what you can expect from this character: to borrow your things without asking; to chill out with you if you need some down time; to lie to your face because it's funny; to have the good kush; to get weirdly obsessed with you if it finds you interesting and proceed to follow you around like a shadow; to ghost the shit out of you if they deem it necessary
    current cr: none... hmu
    Edited 2025-11-07 01:06 (UTC)

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    YELLOW VIPER

    [personal profile] lobbying 2025-10-28 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
    name: "yellow viper" (born firstname? lastname)
    age: 23
    when did they start the pact: she's about a decade in
    nationality/languages: american / english, some spanish, mandarin, and japanese mostly in a business context
    height: 5'1"
    do they live in the mansion: keeps a room but she comes and goes
    powers: persuasion — she gives you the puppy eyes and you say how high
    brief history: daddy's little lobbyist — she represents the family business in d.c., getting bills favorable to their interests passed and killing bills that would hurt the empire.
    personality traits:
    - foul mouthed (think veep & succession in terms of language)
    - competitive
    - entitled
    - family-oriented
    what you can expect from this character: tbd tbd
    current cr: black mamba - that's papi, blue damsel - big sis although yellow is now mentally older, red panda - sister from another mister
    Edited 2025-10-28 02:54 (UTC)
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    BLACK MAMBA

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    name: black mamba / daniel love (subject 2 change)
    age: permanently 64 (in reality 135)
    when did they start the pact: 1961
    nationality/languages: baseline understanding of chinese, japanese, spanish.
    height: 5'10-11"
    do they live in the mansion: he visits but never stays
    powers: eldritch tentacles
    brief history:

    — texas man, hung the cowboy hat up years ago. fakes a neutral accent, the south only comes out when he's angry. will make up a lie if asked where he's from.
    — started from nothing, worked up to his own intelligence operation through risky pi work and military operations (air force). current business of intelligence is hidden under the guise of fake space exploration sciences. basically the rich donate to an imaginary fund, and the money's true purpose is black keeping their secrets.
    — ultimate goal is running for office.
    — has A Lot of money. a Lot. believes in quiet luxury. excessive spending but doesn't brag about it. one of those "annoyed at new money" types, even though that's also technically him.

    personality traits:

    suave, calm, collected — seems pretty unbothered by most things, is usually quietly simmering with rage. big family man/girl dad. doesn't like people fucking with his kids. overprotective.

    what you can expect from this character: daddy kink
    current cr:
    coy — oldest son
    fox & saxon — sons
    blue — daughter
    yellow — daughter
    red — adopted daughter
    moon — vaguely parental towards
    Edited 2025-10-29 12:48 (UTC)

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    Re: dani

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    name: Amur Leopard
    age: 27
    when did they start the pact: 1994
    nationality/languages: ndn / Diné, white & Caribbean mixed.
    height: 5"8
    do they live in the mansion: no.
    powers: superspeed variation that is more the slowing down of time.
    brief history:

    - grew up in New Mexico to a single mother, raised by both her and her grandparents.
    - Her father was an army vet who died in action before she was born.
    - Has three sisters
    - Went to school for Business and then ended up switching to Journalism and made a decent name for herself before making her pact.

    personality traits: friendly, easy going, passionate about activism to a fault. will be your big sister and your auntie.
    what you can expect from this character: keeps a close eye on current affairs. keeps a closer eye on pact members who are Bad Eggs. she has a list, she is checking it twice etc etc.
    current cr: none pls b her friend
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    SILVER FOX

    [personal profile] fortunated 2025-10-28 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
    name: fortinbras keane silver fox
    nicknames: fox, foxy, silver, silvie, silly, knox (if you're saxton).
    age: 29
    when did they start the pact: 2007ish
    nationality/languages: british/english, some spanish, italian, mandarin and arabic (he travels overseas more often for jobs)
    height: 5'7
    do they live in the mansion: begrudgingly, because saxon is there and they share a room and also their dad hates them.
    powers: "fortune" -- he can see several possible outcomes (up to a minute in the future) and choose the best possible option for his purposes. often makes choices that'll butterfly-effect a positive outcome (i.e., wearing blue instead of green, walking a different way to the car, sleeping on the opposite side of the bed).
    brief history:
  • papá mamba's least favorite child (his trial run that sucked)
  • handles the dirty work necessary in running the empire, with a string of bad choices and fuckups on the side.
  • mostly a "fixer" for black or raiz, uses chance and his abilities to talk his way into and out of anything. also has a keen skill for making bodies disappear, but that's less powers-related and more just a shitton of practice.
  • cares very little about anything that isn't his twin brother lucky saxon.
  • made the deal with raiz when his fuckups endangered his brother somehow, barely listened to anything except "he'll be safe".
  • still doing the dirty work, still family > all.

  • personality traits:
  • introverted
  • detached
  • thoughtful
  • not easily angered, but difficult to talk down when he's pissed off.
  • monosyllabic and withdrawn unless he likes you (read: you're family).
  • possessive and deeply jealous.

  • what you can expect from this character:
  • twincest
  • regular old-fashioned incest (he hates his dad but he's also his daddy's boy, and he loves his sisters in a begrudging, weird, sexy way)
  • protective like a guard dog to raiz's other agents
  • weird semi-esoteric advice like "don't bring an umbrella today"
  • cutting stuff up ig???

  • current cr:
  • black mamba: his papa who he hates
  • saxon gold: twin brother, reason for existence
  • blue damsel & yellow viper: sisters
  • red panda: adopted sister
  • moth twins: obnoxious
  • cellar spider: babygirl
  • spiny mouse: bitch boy
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    SAXON GOLD

    [personal profile] vicissitous 2025-10-28 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
    name: saxon gold | born laertes "lucky" keane (his mother's maiden name)
    nicknames: sax, saxie, goldie, goldielucks, rabbit's foot, bunny/bun (but only fox calls him that; anyone else tries they die)
    age: forever 29 (actually 47)
    when did they start the pact: 2007
    nationality/languages: born in texas, birth mom is a british national / if u expect him to know any languages other than english ur out of luck (haha), the only french he knows is from ballet
    height: 5'7"
    do they live in the mansion: most of the time because daddy hates them ): shares a room with fox and no they will not be separated. usually only lives with papá over major holidays when they all have to pretend to be a Real Family
    powers: luck, probability manipulation

    brief history:
    ↪ he's the younger twin by an hour and they thought he wasn't going to make it due to Complications but as LUCK WOULD HAVE IT he survived
    ↪ ??? early childhood stuff idk will fill this in later
    ↪ followed fox into making a blood pact with raiz because he cannot live without twin (literally, he would kill himself)
    ↪ he asked for [redacted] but spoiler: it's the dumbest shit alive and it will be extremely funny in 100 years

    personality traits:
    ↪ is actually the failurest failson but fox takes the rap for him every time
    ↪ the Goofy One, does not know how to take anything seriously (coping mechanism for never being able to live up to daddy's expectations)
    ↪ passively suicidal, will do the craziest dumb shit regardless of how much it endangers his life to get daddy to notice (he does not notice)
    ↪ crybaby (evil)
    ↪ spoiled but only by fox lmao
    ↪ cannot make a decision to save his life and does not want to know anything about anything. what are "facts"??? he pretends not to know about the shady shit daddy and foxy are involved in except that he knows Too Much
    ↪ has eidetic / photographic memory he almost never uses unless he wants something. he never forgets and he never forgives

    what you can expect from this character: twincest......... and a Lot of bad jokes

    current cr:
    ↪ silver fox (twin)
    ↪ black mamba (daddy)
    ↪ blue damsel (sister)
    ↪ yellow viper (sister)
    ↪ red panda (adopted sister)
    ↪ moth twins (mortal enemies but also fuckbuddies lbr)
    Edited 2025-10-31 20:44 (UTC)

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    Polar Bear

    [personal profile] isbre 2025-10-28 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
    name: Polar Bear Tory Syvertsen
    age: 27
    when did they start the pact: 1964
    nationality/languages: Norwegian (born/raised). Speaks Norwegian, French, English, Spanish.
    height: 5'2''
    do they live in the mansion: Not full time.
    powers: Cryokinesis
    brief history:
    ❄️ Professional background in fashion journalism.
    ❄️ Middle child (younger sister & older brother).
    ❄️ Met Raíz and thought the pact sounded like a good way to further her various ambitions, personal and professional.
    ❄️ Info page here will be updated with anything else.

    personality traits:
    ❄️ Sharp wit.
    ❄️ Bubbly.
    ❄️ Gossiping.
    ❄️ Impulsive — in some aspects.

    what you can expect from this character:
    Critique on your fashion choices.
    A love for cold weather and will comment about how winter is the superior season.
    Will either be the group mom or the group sister.

    current cr: nada yet, hit me up.
    Edited 2025-10-29 01:00 (UTC)
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    isthmian raccoon

    [personal profile] procyonic 2025-10-30 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
    name: isthmian "izzy" raccoon / river o'shaughnessy
    age: 23
    when did they start the pact: 1989
    nationality/languages: irish, naturalized american citizen. speaks: asl, english, russian, italian
    height: 5'11
    do they live in the mansion: has a room, but not often there. more of an on-again off off-again vagrant.
    powers:
    • psychosematic illusion
    • enhanced perception, dexterity, intelligence
    • temporary talent theft — but only for diurnal and terrestrial counterparts and with no prior understanding of use, falls victim to physical, mental, or emotional capabilities being askew and thefore causing him more harm than good. only lasts 18 hours or so.
    brief history:
    • youngest of seven
    • originally from galway, ireland but immigrated to fuller park, chicago area
    • high school drop out, former drug dealer, habitual house crasher prior to his pact
    personality traits:
    • irreverent
    • stubborn
    • puckish
    • sardonic
    • guarded
    • manipulative
    • reckless
    • unreliable
    what you can expect from this character:
    • drugs and alcohol tws
    • street side con-man in a battle vest and doc martens
    • david bowie, prince, queen, social distortion, suicidal tendencies, bell biv devoe, living colour, culture club, the cure, ramones, ozzy all the bops of the 80s on the personal playlist
    • petty theft
    • bottomless stomach
    • adrenaline junkie
    • he likes being tall / high up
    current cr:
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